Adam Voorhes knife laurel. Read how he did it here.
highland cow and laurel branch commission for Laura
More you might like
Anonymous asked:
So you're circumcised... 😉
sometimesquicklysometimesslowly answered:
yes, i lost my first knife fight
goblin food manifesto
- all roots, including potatoes, are goblin food
- mushrooms are goblin food too
- meat, especially dried meat or offal
- all junk food is goblin food
- macaroni cheese is goblin food even if you used fancy ass ingredients to make it. in fact all large helpings of pasta are goblin
- anything eaten at 3am is goblin food
- anything thrown out/slated to be thrown out becomes goblin food
- anything made from leftovers is DEFINITELY goblin food
- stolen food is goblin food, but only if you are unrepentant about stealing it. if you’re guilty it isn’t goblin.
I enjoy this goblin discourse
thefinalbean asked:
what should you do if you see a mantis shrimp in the wild?
montereybayaquarium answered:
Are you a crab? Our answer changes if you are a crab.
if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.
